My wife had an interesting thing happen today at work. It’s funny, but unfunny at the same time.

They had to evacuate and seal off the ladies room before 5pm. She noticed a crew steam-cleaning the carpet nearby. She thought that was weird because that stuff usually happens after hours. So it was strange, but not as strange as the reason why.

Someone in the office had explosive diarrhea. And it was so bad, she didn’t make it to the ladies room in time. It seriously stained the carpet.

That’s not a funny thing to the poor woman, but the situation is extremely awkward and, if it weren’t true, would be very funny. Wouldn’t it?

Like, how do you get the courage to show up at work the next day? If I were on the bubble about that place, I think I would just turn in my notice and turn it into a really cool quit-my-job story.

Anyway, my wife *really* had to pee after work because all the ladies were shut out for the rest of the day.

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  1. azbado said: Yeah not funny for the woman, but at the same time, fucking hilarious.
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