January 2012
37 posts
Possible Gibberish
եթե կարող եք կարդալ այս, ես սիրում եմ քեզ շատ. քանի որ դուք Ժամանակ թարգմանել այն. Կամ պարզապես կարդալ հայերեն. Թեեւ գուցե Ես սիրում եմ քեզ ամեն դեպքում.Եթե Դուք են հայերեն աղջկան Ես գիտեի է քոլեջ.
TW: RAPE IS MORE COMMON THAN SMOKING IN THE U.S. →
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I want to graffiti that headline EVERYWHERE.
Sooooo money goes towards preventing and legislating against smoking but not rape prevention… I mean, how much fucking money goes into those worthless ads about quitting smoking? How much of that could go towards sexual education?
A woman is more likely to be raped than...
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PS
I’m so glad Tumblr lets us fix typos where Twitter does not. It feels like such a luxury.
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Resolutions
I don’t have any particular New Year resolutions, but I do want to do a better job of not letting self-justified procrastination or perfectionism get in my way.
For example, “I’ll start working out once I’m on top of things at work again.”
That never happens. And they don’t care if I die an early death because I worked too much. I need to start working out...
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How to Sneak into Museums for Free →
How to sneak into museums, complete with user-submitted, hand-drawn maps and pointers.
I appreciate the concept of this site. I enjoy reading the maps as another form of art in itself.
I don’t actually condone sneaking into these museums. The people that work there love art themselves and need to make a living.
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Awkward Conversations with Customer Service...
CSR: May I have your account number please?
Me: Sure. It's P13500.
CSR: Is that P as in Paul or P as in Peter?
Me: ... (wondering if this is a lame joke and whether I should laugh politely) ...
CSR: Hello?
Me: It's P as in Peter.
CSR: Okay. Thanks.
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Locked and Loaded
I just booked my flight to Snark NYC. I’ll sort out the hotel tomorrow. I’m really excited to meet y’all.
Let me know if you’ll be there and if you want to meet up on Thursday or Friday. I assume there will be other gatherings before Snark.
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Labor Pains
Actually, men do have some insight into labor pains.
The nerve endings that register pain during contractions are the same nerve endings that register pain when a man is kicked in the groin.
When we are developing in the womb, the nerve endings get deployed differently for each gender.
While it’s hard to describe, I think every man can recall that type of pain very clearly.
That...
If YouTube made Office productivity software
You would have to view a stupid fifteen second ad whenever you opened a document or spreadsheet.
But you could leave snarky comments on all the files your coworkers send to you.
How the fuck do so few people in Iowa have so much power over who gets nominated? 100 people make the difference between Santorum and Romney?
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Why did the ostrich cut himself?
Because he was emu.
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Relaxing Sounds
You know the recorded nature sounds that people use to relax? Wind, rain, waves, waterfalls, etc?
They totally need to make a version of Darth Vader breathing. Not talking. Just 60 minutes of Darth Vader mouth-breathing. Slowly.
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Downton Abbey
There were only two shows I really got into last year: The Walking Dead and Downton Abbey.
I’ve been enjoying the second season of The Walking Dead. I’m excited for the second season of Downton Abbey, starting this weekend.
If you’re not familiar with it, you can still catch up with the first season on Netflix Instant.
It’s a PBS Masterpiece show about an English...
December 2011
21 posts
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Hypotheses I will never test
#1: My shit tastes like Skittles.
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