Every time I reply to a post the Tumblr app on my phone crashes.
The lady on this conference call is named Adeola. It’s a pretty name but unfortunate. She has an accent, so it sounds indistinguishable from Areola. It takes focus to address her by the right name.
All That Is Interesting: The First Zombie-Proof... →
all-thats-interesting: Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job) 28 Days Later and the best-selling …
Half your age plus seven
I have this memory from the summer of 1979. It was hot, humid, and my family was at the public pool. My mother gave me a quarter to buy a soda from the vending machine. I remember staring at it as I stood in line. I also remember a crowd of people fussing over a newborn baby girl. I had recently turned 7 years old. I remember thinking how strange it was that I was so big, and she was so...
Dumb and Dumber
I just started playing Dumb and Dumber in Netflix Instant. My wife looked over and said, “Gas was $1.09 in this movie?!” Hard to believe, right?